BurgRank
1
BB'S
Score: 8.4/10 - Tue May 26 2026
"FIRE smash burg with great sauce east side staple all these northerners need to go back to McDonalds where they belong"
-Jburg
Rating: 9/10
"A cheap imitation of a trendy idol. But it all adds up to a QPC dressed up fast fashion."
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 5/10
"McDonald’s but with more grease. Good thing I like McDonald’s."
-K8
Rating: 8/10
"Wow! That is and IDEAL burger (to me). When I say I want a smash burger this is WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!! Also such good value."
-Marcus R.
Rating: 10/10
"When I say I want a burger, this is what I want. It was amazing & perfect. No notes. Straight up 10."
-Lele
Rating: 10/10
2
Little House
Score: 7.88/10 - Tue Apr 14 2026
"Great burger coulda eaten 2. Bun and cheese made it. Order online and try not to talk to anyone that works there"
-Jburg
Rating: 8/10
"As someone with pickles-patty-sauce smash burger fatigue, I was caught off-guard with what LH pulled off flavor-wise with the same formula."
-PBo
Rating: 8/10
"This place really made me happy. Did enjoy that there was no lettuce on any of the burgers. I would seek this establishment out."
-Lele
Rating: 8/10
"Asked way too many questions for a bar that doesn’t allow Qs. They added the patty to the salad, after all."
-K8
Rating: 7/10
"love the potato bun, great thick pickle slices, akaushi meat fire"
-Nole
Rating: 8/10
"At first glance the white cheese had me worried, but then pleasantly surprised. Simple smash with a pretty great special sauce."
-Marcus R.
Rating: 8/10
"I thoroughly enjoyed this burger through my confusion. Uniquely unbalanced delightful flavor."
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 8/10
"This burger tasted like a European tried to make a burger. They nailed it, it’s delicious, but the flavors are a little foreign."
-Sippy
Rating: 8/10
3
Workhorse Bar
Score: 7.67/10 - Tue Mar 31 2026
"Great burger. Could be a little thinner but the bun makes up for it. Comes with fries too."
-Eli
Rating: 8/10
"This burger did not impress me. But it was good for what it was. Which was a bar burger."
-Lele
Rating: 6/10
"As good of a burger as one could reasonably expect to find at a bar."
-Sippy
Rating: 7/10
"Some v burgers try to be a 1:1 substitute, others fully lean into being a bean burger or whatever. Whorse somehow struck the perfect balance"
-PBo(Veggie Burger Corespondent)
Rating: 8/10
"Excellent burger cooked very well! But the company is even better."
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 8/10
"This is exactly the clientele you could want when eating a burger. It was delicious and I was okay paying the price!"
-K8
Rating: 9/10
4
Sour Duck
Score: 7.67/10 - Tue May 19 2026
"I feel like if I were enough of a grownup to like pimento cheese I would rate even higher. True smashburger w great pickles and sharp sauce"
-PBo
Rating: 7/10
"Pricey one. Fries not included either. That being said, it’s good. The bun, however, could hold its structure better."
-Eli
Rating: 7/10
"It’s a good smash but $14 is absolutely ridiculous. The pimento cheese did nothing for me. Sauce had hella mustard in it. Maybe worth for HH"
-Marcus R.
Rating: 8/10
"Fire burger. Classic and delicious. $6 was a steal for a kids Burger"
-Nole
Rating: 8/10
"Bomb. Lotta crisp on the patty and fluffy bread. Pimento cheese."
-Cashino el camino
Rating: 9/10
"This burgers has got some pop! And it better for 14$. Pleased with the pickle and sauce combination."
-Sippy
Rating: 7/10
5
Haymaker
Score: 7.2/10 - Wed Jun 17 2026
"While “cheese” is 50% of the word “cheeseburger,” I don’t believe the sandwich should actually be more cheese than everything else combined."
-PBo
Rating: 6/10
"Maybe it was just the World Cup atmosphere, but the Cuban burger’s vibes hit hard. Also my Dos Equis had never tasted so good"
-Will
Rating: 8/10
"Variety of bread. And I was jealous of everyone else’s variety. I love the effort here to be unique and flavorful. TOO salt."
-K8
Rating: 8/10
"The pecan one was a big disappointment but I got to try the patty melt and that saved this score. Definitely more of a vibes spot"
-Marcus R.
Rating: 7/10
"Maybe it’s just the joy of soccer in the air but I loved this one. Nice and salty."
-Sippy
Rating: 7/10
6
Pool Burger
Score: 6.6/10 - Tue Mar 31 2026
"Best veggie burger so far."
-PBo
Rating: 7/10
"It’ll do the job but overpriced and not a ton of flavor"
-Marcus R.
Rating: 7/10
"I really like the pimento cheese that you can add to your burger. So so yummy."
-Lele
Rating: 7/10
"Expensive good burger fun spot"
-Josh
Rating: 7/10
"I did not like it and it was expensive. So no good."
-K8
Rating: 5/10
7
Hold Out Brewing
Score: 6.57/10 - Tue Apr 28 2026
"Burgers are a lot like cell phones. If you add too much mustard it stops working."
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 6/10
"Can understand how the mustard might turn some people off, kinda did for me. You have to get a double. Best fried pickles I’ve ever had tho."
-Pbo
Rating: 6/10
"Oh baby that was a BURGER, great bun, sauce, and seasoning on the patty. Would come back. Also great cookie next door at Better Half."
-Marcus R.
Rating: 9/10
"Gotta get the double burger. Getting a single patty on a smash burger is a roomie move anyway. Sauce is bomb, tasteful amount of mustard too"
-Josh
Rating: 9/10
"Sides here are literally best in the city! Burger is a side to the sides, if you know what I’m saying."
-K8
Rating: 5/10
"Would you like a little burger with your mustard? Good bun but a lot going on."
-Eli
Rating: 6/10
"Great bones but couldn’t taste anything over the overpowering mustard flavor."
-Sippy
Rating: 5/10
8
Sandy’s
Score: 6.43/10 - Tue Jun 02 2026
"I couldn’t ask for more out of a local, back patio, post-vball, summer thunderstorm burger. The platonic ideal of fast food."
-PBo
Rating: 8/10
"I didn’t expect much out of Sandy’s and that was exactly what I got. Simple burger simple flavors, no special sauce :/ big ahh burger tho"
-Sid
Rating: 5/10
"I would happily come back but when considering some of the other burgers we’ve had it just doesn’t hold up as much as I wish it did."
-Marcus R.
Rating: 7/10
"Don’t love a place with no burger sauce. Pretty decent burger👯"
-Lele
Rating: 6/10
"Classic neighborhood burger not much to say. Shit was big tho"
-Josh
Rating: 6/10
"One stormy night, I ate at Sandy’s. I like. I like more better."
-K(ate)
Rating: 6/10
"Big. Wide. Mustardy. Sandy’s delivers on its promises and then some."
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 7/10
9
Casino El Camino
Score: 6.17/10 - Tue May 12 2026
"Could use more salt, could use less burger, could serve water. Burgers are balancing acts, but at Casino el Camino it’s a prat fall."
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 6/10
"Ummm good lord that was thick burger. Sauce was good, under salted paddy. Idk man not a big fan."
-Marcus R.
Rating: 6/10
"It was good…but like not that good. Honestly too thick. Not enough water anywhere."
-Le
Rating: 5/10
"I like a thick burger but this was too much meat. Extra points for the bacon being crispy though"
-Nole
Rating: 7/10
"Cooked to perfection and the perfect amount of burger. Could have used some salt. Sadly disappointed after so many great experiences here."
-Casino el Camino
Rating: 7/10
"Too much meat, too many burgers and too many toppings. We’ve lost the art of simplicity on this one."
-Sippy
Rating: 6/10
10
Dirty Martin's
Score: 5.43/10 - Tue Mar 17 2026
"Pretty good! Would eat it again but wouldn’t crave it (6.5 but it wouldn’t let me)"
-Quartro
Rating: 6/10
"This place has a phenomenal vibe and an ok burger. You come for the vibes and the cool cars out front. Should definitely be cheaper."
-Marcus R.
Rating: 6/10
"Full disclosure: I got a grilled cheese but that’s an even lower bar to clear and they couldnt. Music and float were very good though."
-PBo
Rating: 3/10
"It’s still not the best burger, but I enjoyed it and the vibes were great. Got a milkshake of course."
-Nole
Rating: 5/10
"Burger was YUMMY. Yum yum but I am drunk so decipher how u will"
-Lele
Rating: 7/10
"Something about having my burger on Texas toast felt right, a proper nod to where I am. Classic campus spot, wish there were more toppings!"
-Emma
Rating: 5/10
"Lovely establishment, just the kinda spot I want to be eating a burger in, I just wish that patty had a little more pop."
-Sippy
Rating: 6/10
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Crown & Anchor
Score: 5/10 - Tue Mar 10 2026
"Very boring, not much to look forward to in each bite. Personally wouldn’t ever think “I want a burger from Crown & Anker”. Great atmosphere"
-Le
Rating: 4/10
"I’m pretty anti shredded lettuce (shrettuce, if you will) so that immediately docked points for me, and I think my bun was stale."
-Nole
Rating: 4/10
"The burger was small and bland. Your classic premade patty tossed on a griddle and forgotten about. Great price and great service, but bleh."
-Josh
Rating: 5/10
"For bar burger: 10/10 For overall burger: 2/10 Therefore, I took the average. Price for product exceptional! I think they forgot seasoning."
-K8
Rating: 6/10
"It's like the bun and toppings we're at home and texted the patty to grab a six pack. The patty missed the text. Kinda dropped the ball."
-Sippy
Rating: 5/10
"It’s not gonna win any awards, but for the price it does the job. Simple & classic bar burger."
-Marcus
Rating: 6/10
"A classically arranged burger that doesn’t quite hit the spot. But who cares? You’re at Crown & f***ing Anchor!"
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 5/10
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Santa Rita Tex Mex
Score: 2/10 - Tue May 05 2026
"Wow that was a lame ahh burger(didn’t expect much anyways) damn near ZERO seasoning. One of the best special sauced I’ve had though🤨"
-Marcus R.
Rating: 2/10
"If you add the pico, guac, and sauce to it first it tastes good enough to overpower the unseasoned wet sponge of a patty."
-PBo
Rating: 3/10
"So uninterested in this “burger” don’t wanna bother saying anything further"
-Lele
Rating: 1/10
"If the burger is a secret menu item, you probably should not order the burger. Do however, order an extra sauce on the side."
-H.L. Derham
Rating: 3/10
"Ass. Happy cinco de mayo!"
-K8
Rating: 1/10
"Didnt expect much but got less"
-Josh
Rating: 3/10
"One bite was enough. Burger flopped, but the sauce carried good thing I’m a sauce girl"
-Emma
Rating: 1/10